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Säie: Dinot pierivät itsensä kuoliaaksi?

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Subject: Dinot pierivät itsensä kuoliaaksi?
From: magi AT iki PISTE fi (Marko Grönroos)
Date: 25 Feb 2001 01:33:53 +0200

Sarjassamme 1001 selitystä dinojen joukkotuholle:

            Wind of change wiped out flatulent dinosaurs
            July 28 2000 at 11:13AM

            Beijing - Contrary to popular belief, dinosaurs were not wiped out
            by a meteorite or a planetary catastrophe, but by the power and
            potency of their own wind, a Chinese report said on Friday.

            According to the China Youth Daily, which quotes an unidentified
            French scientist, dinosaur wind contained a high proportion of
            methane gas, lethal enough to penetrate the ozone layer.

            "The animals, weighing from 80 to 100 tons, would eat on average
            between 130 and 260 kgs of food every day. They would fart
            non-stop", said the traditionally austere paper.

            During the dinosaurs' 100 million year existance, "the atmosphere
            of earth became charged with methane, which finally damaged the
            ozone layer and brought about great changes in the vegetation," it
            said.

            The changes caused a food shortage which eventually wiped them
            out.

            The ozone layer protects the atmosphere from the sun's
            ultra-violet rays. - Sapa-AFP

http://www.iol.co.za/html/frame_news.php?click_id=31&art_id=qw964775581668B253

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