Date: 12 Mar 93 14:41:47 CST
From: spaceman@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Message-ID: <1993Mar12.144148.48077@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services
Subject: Don't Let it Happen to You



                    Don't Let This Happen to You

(Betty/Bob/It) was a very sexy (woman/man/thing), and was your
dream (girl/guy/creature).  (She/He/It) had spent most of the day
looking up in the sky at the beautiful kites.  "Hmmm," (she/he/It)
wondered.  "I wonder what type of kite that is? I have never seen
anything so fancy." (She/He/It) paused to lick (her/his/Its)
(lips/lips/what look like lips), and slowly gyrated up to the kite
flyer, anticipating an answer to (her/his/Its) question.  "May I
ask you some questions about that beautiful kite?" (Betty/Bob/It)
asked as (she/he/It) motioned upwards to the stunt kite.  "Sure,
ask anything you want," you said as your stomach began to tremble
at the sight of the sexy (gal/guy/thing).  (She/He/It) looked deep
into your eyes, and asked: "What kind of kite is that?"  "It's a
Turboglick stunt kite," you said with a gleam in your eye.  "Oh, I
see," (Betty/Bob/It) said as (she/he/It) grasped you around the
shoulders- obviously (she/he/It) found that the kite wasn't the
only attractive thing on the beach.

[(She/He/It) looked at a piece of paper that (she/he/it) took out
of its (purse/wallet/spacesuit)]
   "So," (she/he/It) asked, "Is the Turboglick anything like the
Superchunk stunt kite?" You smiled and said "Oh, No!  The
Superchunk has 23 more standoffs, plus 8 camber inducers.  The
flight characteristics are much different!"   (Betty/Bob/It)
immediately fell in love with you. "You are very knowledgeable.
I want to (kiss/have intimate relations with/fly with) you. 
Let me guess your name- [(She/He/It) reads a name off the sheet of
paper]

You must be (Any name#1)."   

"No." You replied.

[(She/He/It) reads further down the page of paper]  
"Well, then you must be (Any name#2)!"

"Well, no. That's not me."

[This continued on for about 5 minutes. (She/He/It) reached the
bottom of the paper, and read the very last name]

"Well, then you must be (Any name #56)" (she/he/it) questioned.

"Nope.  My name is (Your name here)"

"Who the hell is (Your name here)!  I don't see you on this
piece of paper. I  never heard of you before.  Forget it. I don't
want to have anything to do with you!"  (She/He/It) walked off
consumed in anger, and you were left alone- AGAIN.  




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