Date: Tue, 12 Apr 1994 20:36:37 -1000 From: andrew@tug.com (Andrew Beattie) Message-Id: Organization: /usr/lib/news/organisation Subject: Chain mail mark@murder.demon.co.uk (Mark de Roussier) writes: >Its tricky to get *good* chain mail these days....:) Do you find that your lines always get tangled, no matter how neatly to wind them? Do your kites always manage to find a tree to get stuck in? Do you find that it starts to rain every time you try to fly? The answer to your problems and the key to your dreams is here: THE REC.KITES CHAIN MAIL Simply copy this mail to 10 of your friends and your lines will never tangle again! You will be able to fly in the shade of a tree without catching your lines in the branches! Everywhere you go, you will find a steady 10mph breeze blowing away from the sun, with not a cloud in the sky. When Ron Reich sent the CHAIN MAIL he went straight to the field and invented 5 new manoevers. Since Micheal Graves passed on the CHAIN MAIL, none of his spars have broken When Simo passed the CHAIN MAIL to his friends, he was inundated with offers to take up the FAQ. The Hadziki brothers joined in and then learned how to fly a Rev from a bicycle But be warned: If you refuse to copy the CHAIN MAIL, all forms of calamity will befall you: Anne Rock turned away the offer only to have someone cut her camera-rig out of the sky with manja. George Peters threw the CHAIN MAIL away and was attacked by hundreds of little lizards Peter Ulfheden didn't pass on the CHAIN MAIL and was condemmed to live in a cold, barren land Eric W Bass refused. His hand was severed by a piece of kevlar line of unknown length. His hand has been donated to medical science for use in a dandy little experiment. Andrew PS: Do I really need to point out that this is a JOKE? Please don't flood rec.kites with junk mail. -- andrew@tug.com Home phone: +44 256 464 912 Work fax: +44 793 614 297 Snail mail: PO Box 109, Basingstoke, RG22 4SW, UK You can FTP the kite FAQ's from ftp.hawaii.edu (directory /pub/rec/kites/faq) The FAQ's include lists of kite stores, kite books, kite plans. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =