Date: Fri, 19 Aug 1994 05:56:48 -1000 From: gaffer@ibmpcug.co.uk (Andrew Beattie) Message-Id: Organization: /usr/lib/news/organiszation Subject: Re: AKA SW Ranking Kevin Mayeshiro wrote: >Frank Kenisky (fkenisky@delphi.com) wrote: >: Here's to you Ann...Marty...Mark...Steve...Simo...Andrew >: ...Joann > From the good book of Webster... > > tact \'takt\ n > asshole \'as-,(h)ol\ n Asshole perhaps, but I actually felt quite flattered to be insulted in the same breath as these fine people. Andrew -- This is not the account that I usually Email from. Please continue to use my usual addresses, thankyou: Work -> gaffer@rec.com Play -> andrew@tug.com The Kite FAQs are at ftp.hawaii.edu:/pub/rec/kites/faq/* "Kite Jumping fucks more knees than the IRA" (Lynn) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Date: Thu, 18 Aug 1994 08:55:39 -1000 From: Frank Kenisky Message-Id: Organization: Delphi (info@delphi.com email, 800-695-4005 voice) Subject: AKA SW Ranking Another word about the AKA Ranking/Qualifying System. It's joke time folks. Yea, I know all about how all these people are doing a great job screwing up. (We give them more money. That's government!) Got my AKA qualifying info just yesterday. Wow!!! I qualified. I'm so tickled, I get to go and compete at the AKA Convention. If any of you thought that was a bit much for Mr.Nasty, your right. The system SUCKS!!! And for all those, whom I'll name now, who corrected my grammer and syntax, who defended the integrity of others and who are just plain shumks. Here's to you Ann Rocke, sMarty Sazaki (sounds like a motorcycle that went out of business), Mark Vspegettio, Steve Cepelo (who's named after a 60's drug), Simo (which means real stuipid), Andrew Bettie (somewhere in England) and Joann Phulloshit (who was born with her head stuck up her Ass). The results of the AKA Central Conference for 1994. Novice Precision: 1. Barney Tull 2. John Koertner 3. Ken Lantz 4. Todd Petrick 5. Kevin Jones 6. Terry Officer Intermediate Precision Intermediate Ballet 1. Larry Whitacre 1. Noel Nester 2. Allston Crawford 2. Patrick Deuser 3. Patrick Deuser 3. Josh Officer 4. James Salazar 4. Ryan Kelly 5. Noel Nester 5. Doug Jeppesen 6. Stephen Evans 6. Dean Hines Experienced Precision Experienced Ballet 1. George Diekman 1. Larry Stiles 2. Frank Kenisky IV 2. Michelle Weber 3. David Bui 3. George Diekman 4. Larry Christensen 4. Larry Christensen 5. Michelle Weber 5. David Bui 6. Gerald Kelley 6. Gerald Kelley Masters Precision Masters Ballet 1. Abel Ortega 1. Abel Ortega 2. David Bui 2. David Bui 3. Chris Moore 3. Chris Moore 4. Keith Anderson 4. Edward Reynolds 5. Troy Gunn 5. Keith Anderson 6. Edward Reynolds 6. Troy Gunn I won't mention the other categories. But look at that. Isn't that a fine line up. No reallly, I mean it. There are some of the best pilots in the country in that line up. I already see the Southwest taking the first three spots in Individual Precision and Ballet. But wait a minute, now what's this. Frank Kenisky IV, (What the hell is the IV for, does he think he's royalty?) Now now. Let me explain. I did compete in one event last year at the Ceilo Encantado Fiesta, (that event which done of you will probably attend) and placed 1st in both precision and ballet. Did I also forget to mention that there was only two contestants in that field. Now how in the hell could I have placed second in experienced class anything? Well, I probably don't know the answer to that one, I'm sure it's nirvana math. And you refered to me as a drunk out of hand. (Shoes fit.) That's not so bad though, I only cheat one person out of qualifying to that great big convention. What about David Bui? Now as the chairman of the SWSKC I know of only one David Bui. And I do know that because of the selfish, or should I say childish behavior of one David Gomber, who didn't want to change the AKA year, we now have two David Bui's. I'd like to see how they worm themselves out of this one. I know, here smoke this. (Ha!) Boy am I having a great laugh. Here's to all you drunk shumks out there in cyberspace. To your health! = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Date: Fri, 19 Aug 1994 01:37:45 -1000 From: kevin@hawaii.edu (Kevin Mayeshiro) Message-Id: Organization: University of Hawaii Subject: Re: AKA SW Ranking Frank Kenisky (fkenisky@delphi.com) wrote: : If any of you thought that was a bit much for Mr.Nasty, your right. : The system SUCKS!!! And for all those, whom I'll name now, who : corrected my grammer and syntax, who defended the integrity of others : and who are just plain shumks. Here's to you Ann Rocke, sMarty : Sazaki (sounds like a motorcycle that went out of business), Mark : Vspegettio, Steve Cepelo (who's named after a 60's drug), Simo (which : means real stuipid), Andrew Bettie (somewhere in England) and Joann : Phulloshit (who was born with her head stuck up her Ass). From the good book of Webster... tact \'takt\ n 1: sensitive mental or aesthetic perception. 2: a keen sense of what to do or say in order to maintain good relations with others or avoid offense. asshole \'as-,(h)ol\ n 1: ANUS - usu. considered vulgar 2: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person - usu. considered vulgar - Kevin -- - When posting, please keep quoted material to a minimum. - Subject lines are important. Please keep/start a thread when appropriate. rec.kites archive: ftp.hawaii.edu:/pub/rec/kites mirrors: ftp.uni-bremen.de:/pub/kites, ftp.funet.fi:/pub/misc/kites = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Date: Fri, 19 Aug 1994 15:32:04 -1000 From: ahclem0013@aol.com (AhClem0013) Message-Id: <333mek$jkl@search01.news.aol.com> Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) Subject: Re: AKA SW Ranking In article , gaffer@ibmpcug.co.uk (Andrew Beattie) writes: lots of stuff deleted except we really liked the part about asshole! aoxomoxoa huh huh huh he said a-hole. . . = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =