Date:	Mon, 3 Oct 1994 10:29:02 -1000
From:	Mr.Nasty@ix.netcom.com (Frank Kenisky)
Message-Id: <36ppie$64c@ixnews1.ix.netcom.com>
Organization: Netcom
Subject: AKA Ranking (Who Gives a _hit!!!)

Well, well, well...

I just got off the phone with Richard Dermer. We spent a while discussing
the AKA ranking/qualifying system, (gag).

It seems what I have been trying to get through, to most of your thick cavities
which encase what you casually refer to as a brain, has lifted its horrible ugly
head. (Don't get excited sMarty, there's no sexual inuendo, so stop breathing hard.)

So for you AKA members if you have your latest issue of "KITING" (Vol.16,NO.5) please
turn to the page with the 1994 Final Results under Pacific Conference. (If you can READ!)
It appears that under Inter Individual Ballet the first place winner a Betancourt, Peter
who competed solely on the East Coast this past AKA year, moved to the Pacific Conference.

If you will look at the results of that conference you will be able to see a problem with
the math.  (It only takes a 6th grade education.  So to all the Jephro's out there.)
You will notice that Mr.Betancourt did not compete in any, (none, zero, ziltch, nada)
in conference events, yet he beat them all.

Yea, now I understand. What all of you have been saying all along. These are people
who have been placed into a position because they are knowledgeable about which end
to wipe.

I must admit Richard is very tolerant of my abuse.  He is very open as far as listening
to what Andrew B. refers to as ranting.  (Who cares Andrew, who really cares.)  All I
tried to do this past summer was to stop the stuipidity.  But there were more stuipid
idiots (Ren said that) than there was sence.

Yea! here's another good idea.  KILL THIS MESSAGE. Ignore it. Pull a Joanne. Stick your
head in some hole.  Hopefully you won't get it full of shit.

Here's a story for those of you still in the bar.

				IF YOU ARE UNHAPPY
   				 Author Unknown

Once upon a time, there was a non conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for 
the winter.  However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly 
south.  In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, 
almost frozen.  A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow.  The sparrow thought 
it was the end.  But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.  Warm and happy, 
able to breath, he started to sing.  Just then, a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, 
investigated sounds, The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and 
promptly ate him.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

1.  EVERYONE WHO SHITS ON YOUR IS NOT NECESSARILY YOUR 
ENEMY.
2.  EVERYONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF SHIT IS NOT NECESSARILY 
YOUR FRIEND.
3.  AND, IF YOU'RE WARM AND HAPPY IN A PILE OF SHIT, KEEP YOUR 
MOUTH SHUT.

Now would anyone like to discuss the AKA Ranking/Qualifying System?

Mr.Nasty
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