Date: Tue, 13 Dec 1994 07:05:23 -1000 From: djskites@aol.com (Djskites) Message-Id: <3ckk8j$rck@newsbf01.news.aol.com> Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) Subject: A donut story One day in the majical village of Fla, there lived two famous donut makers. one was known for his excellent tasting donuts, the other for how wonderful his donuts looked, he even signed each one. One day the artistic donut maker hired a apprentice who learned how to make his teachers donuts. After he learned every thing about his teachers donuts, he left. He went to work for the other famous donut maker. After learning everything about his new teachers donuts, he left. Now there was three donuts makers. Every thing was fine, except that the artistic donut maker came out with a new donut. The apprentice was so furious with him becuase this made him realize that his donuts were merely imitations of the two teachers donuts, so he threatend to sue. This upset the entire village and even thae entire land because if the apprentice succeeds, then all of the other donut makers in the land will be under attack by him. it is fine to look at another donut, use some of it's icing, maybe change the shape of the hole, and then produce a new donut. but it is not good to say that the idea for all donuts was exclusivly yours when clearly it was not. I'm sure glad that this story is only about donuts and not about kites. Fore more information on donuts, icing, and the size of the wholes, contact your local donut maker. A non-disclamer. I don not make, sell, or eat donuts, nor do I endorse them in any way. I hope that this story is taken for it's humorius intent. Dodd Gross = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Date: Wed, 14 Dec 1994 15:30:22 -1000 From: jbmike@aol.com (JBMike) Message-Id: <3co67e$l75@newsbf01.news.aol.com> Organization: America Online, Inc. (1-800-827-6364) Subject: Re: A donut story In article <3ckk8j$rck@newsbf01.news.aol.com>, djskites@aol.com (Djskites) writes: Dynamite story Dodd !!!!!!! Are there any "Donut Makers" in New Zealand or is this strictly a "domestic" issue :-) Mike Allen..... = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Date: Thu, 15 Dec 1994 16:38:27 -1000 From: johnsen@eskimo.com (Brian Johnsen) Message-Id: Organization: Cap'n Puget's Roadside Tako Stand Subject: Re: A donut story In article <3ckk8j$rck@newsbf01.news.aol.com>, Djskites wrote: >A non-disclamer. I don not make, sell, or eat donuts, nor do I endorse >them in any way. > >I hope that this story is taken for it's humorius intent. > >Dodd Gross Kkkkk! Kkkkkkkt, kkkkt Gurk! -- "Elvis Got A Wedgie From Eating Oranges", Claims J.P. Patches Albanian Meta-physicists Offer No Proof -- Brian Johnsen johnsen@eskimo.com Seattle, Washington, USA = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Date: Fri, 16 Dec 1994 13:10:07 -1000 From: esinger@extremeone.win.net (Eric Douglas Singer) Message-Id: <70@extremeone.win.net> Subject: Re: A donut story > >A non-disclamer. I don not make, sell, or eat donuts, nor do I endorse >them in any way. > Dodd I believe that we would have to assume that you fly the donuts instead for the above mentioned. If so I have the following questions. 1. Can you axel a donut? 2. Do the size of the holes affect the straight tracking of the donut? 3. Can you stack donuts? 4. Is it danagerous to donut jump? 5. Can you dual and quad line a donut? 6. If you reduce the weight of the donut by removing the icing, can you fly it indoors? 7. Must donut lines by sleeved? 8. Can donuts be used for buggy tires as well as for flying? 9. Does the UV rays cause the icing to fade? 10. Do you get a 10 0iscount for joinig the ADA (American Donut Assoc.)? 11. When will Donut Flight School be released? WE MUST KNOW!!!!! I am running to the donut shop right now to pick up an assortment of donuts to start experimenting. Eric --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eric D. Singer Internet Address : esinger@extremeone.win.net Collinsville, VA CompuServe Address: 74043,26 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Date: Fri, 16 Dec 1994 06:20:54 -1000 From: Wespestad_Eric@pcp.ca (Eric Wespestad) Message-Id: <1994Dec16.162054.6085@pcp.ca> Organization: PanCanadian Petroleum Ltd. Subject: Re: A donut story Much appreciated... Now I thinks to myself, maybe the next rec.kites pin should have a picture of an iced donut on the kite :-) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =